me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking