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a fruit that is only good for fucking me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit? me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy charlie-not a kiwi! me-why charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough me-maybe like three kiwis all together? charlie-no kiwi me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking charlie-fruit rapist |
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| 2. | Cantelope | ||
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A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.
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