a fruit that is only good for fucking
me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.
~Hey what she up to?
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.