yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

yoga fantasies by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

yellow canaries 

a type of diamond.

ok yellow canaries in the watch, cranberry on the drop, ben and jerrys on the spot.

yellow canaries by Cardan December 15, 2007

canaries 

a type of diamond, usually worn by a rapper, or thug with a flowing amount of money. A sign of prosperity.

rockiin tha canaries on mah wrist!

canaries by Ify N. August 30, 2005

Canasis 

Genitalia

And the big fella got his canasis clawed off and I thought, what an animal

Canasis by Cantbehandled May 10, 2014

Northern Canaries 

Saddos who support norwich football club but live in northern England.

Northern Canaries by Norwich Fc are sh1+e October 4, 2003

Cantanese Crabcakes 

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

Cantanese Crabcakes by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010

cannaries 

noun - Slang term for breasts.

"Damn, check out the cannaries on THAT chick!"

cannaries by Drance March 23, 2010