if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica 

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica by harmonica March 30, 2021

playa can't play 

Also can be written as playacantplay

When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played

Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!

playa can't play by vcpr2013 July 27, 2013

Don't play the game if you can't play the game 

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response

How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.

Don't play the game if you can't play the game by davygraham February 20, 2018

can't play slots without a lever

what a gambler that likes femboys says

yo bro aint my girl a baddie over there

dude... that chicks a dude

hey, can't play slots without a lever

AHHAHAAAA🎰🎰🎰🎰

can't play slots without a lever by gambleratheart December 25, 2025

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long 

Lucas

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long by Danzzzzzzzz November 9, 2010