|1.||the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too|
a place to help kids
owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
When one cannot be asked to do something
' Do you want to come to the shop?'
'Nah i crabbi'
|3.||wank in a batman suit|
This is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.
For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"
Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit
Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit
when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up
dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker
The most badass last name on the planet.
belongs the sexiest men.
couldnt be better name for a drop dead sexy man.
Men want to be a birdsong, Women crawl all over birdsongs.
"jesus christ, is that a Birdsong ? He is so effin hot, i want to just eat him up"
"Birdsong are totally kick ass."
"if he sings a song like a bird, i wonder what that hot voice of his can sing in bed"
|6.||CBB (cant be barsed)|
To be said when you can not be bothered doing anything
"do you want to eat ice cream"
"no I cbb (cant be barsed)".
|7.||To don't List|
A list of things that you don't want to do.
A: Lets go to that ballet!
B: Yeah, (sarcastically) I'll put that right on top of my to don't list.