v. to fart so powerfully that a small, round turd shoots out of your butthole and instantly leaves a giant stain on the back of your pants ...unless it is unusually firm. in that case, it just makes a small hole in your trousers.
by Catherine, KFUNK, Paige May 16, 2006
when a male is about to ejaculate and the partner is across the room and the sperm reaches the partner causing it to fly through the air
by jankydank August 5, 2009
by HangryPotato November 24, 2016
See; Angry Pirate
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.
"Dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn't into creampies, so we fuckin' CANNONBALLED her!"
by Sam'n'Mike December 22, 2008
Bend down in the shower and mastubate, but right before you cum stand up and it shoots like a cannonball. (might hit the shower wall)
by Chris Faria October 15, 2008
definitions for cannonball-
1) a small heavyweight sphere usually made of iron or lead that was shot out of a cannon in the colonial days
2)when you jump into a pool and curl up in a ball tucking your knees to your chest and wrapping your arms around your legs resulting in a big ass mutha fuckin splash(the wimp ass pussy version is when you plug your nose with one hand and you hold your legs with one arm
3) when the male,or chick with dick, sites donw on a chair, sofa, carseat etc. and the female ,or gay male, curls up in a cannonball as you would in a pool(see deff. #2) and bounces up and down on the very erect dick normally taking it up the ass
1) a small heavyweight sphere usually made of iron or lead that was shot out of a cannon in the colonial days
2)when you jump into a pool and curl up in a ball tucking your knees to your chest and wrapping your arms around your legs resulting in a big ass mutha fuckin splash(the wimp ass pussy version is when you plug your nose with one hand and you hold your legs with one arm
3) when the male,or chick with dick, sites donw on a chair, sofa, carseat etc. and the female ,or gay male, curls up in a cannonball as you would in a pool(see deff. #2) and bounces up and down on the very erect dick normally taking it up the ass
ex. 1) holy shit! fred just got his dick blown off by a cannonball
ex. 2)Person 1: hey why is my towel wet?
Person 2: some fatass did a cannonball of the high dive and nearly drained the pool!
ex. 3)on the way to New York my girlfriend gave me a cannonball
ex. 2)Person 1: hey why is my towel wet?
Person 2: some fatass did a cannonball of the high dive and nearly drained the pool!
ex. 3)on the way to New York my girlfriend gave me a cannonball
by mi nevets March 2, 2007
Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
by scrambangles November 18, 2012