when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed
by xX 44100 Xx December 23, 2021
One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..
Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"
dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"
dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"
by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010
by shataylor3783 July 14, 2016
by Edgar Allan Snyder August 4, 2010
while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"
That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"
A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.
A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.
by colej-texas August 3, 2009
by Billy Hitler June 26, 2007
The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with ones girlfriend, while feeding her salad full of grated, dry, feces.
I gave my girlfriend a cannonball salad last night, she hasn't spoken to me since.
by Lazeras March 22, 2011