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Cannaisseur 

An expert marijuana smoker, who will only smoke the best of the best, and can tell how any weed was grown with a simple smell.
Jonny gave away that bag, cause a cannaisseur don't fuck with bunk shit. :P
Cannaisseur by Shiz Tokin December 13, 2014

Cannoisseur 

A cannabis connoisseur or enthusiast. Someone familiar with a variety cannabis strains, products, consumption methods and cultivation techniques. Someone who uses cannabis responsibly and productively to enhance their life. A cannoisseur counters traditionally negative pothead and stoner stereotypes.
This guy's a legit cannoisseur, you should see his collection of glass, flowers and concentrates - it's unreal.

You dab like a cannoisseur.

Those are some choice nuggets, cannoisseur grade.

That dispensary had a selection worthy of a cannoisseur.
Cannoisseur by Cannoisseur July 11, 2012

cannister 

An alternative word to "head", derived from the Football Factory
I'll head straight down the hospital,
~Everything alrite Fred?
Its me brother Terry, sum1's just done him round the cannister with a cricket bat
cannister by ricky May 13, 2005

cannister 

to refer to somebodys head
look bill ive gotta go someboy's just done me little brother round the cannister with a cricket bat

cannister 

An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.
I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.
cannister by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009

Cannaisseur 

A Cannabis Connoisseur
Jane vapes different strains of weed for everything she does.
She’s a real Cannaisseur!
Cannaisseur by Rebel Dandy April 20, 2019