Can of soup

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup

(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf

by Massive corey October 7, 2020

soup can

The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc

Alternate additions:

Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)

Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!

by PReel May 9, 2009

Soup Can

A dick that is as fat as a soup can

Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning

by Soup Can Sam September 27, 2018

open a can of soup

To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.

"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."

by Jim Pony August 8, 2009

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 10, 2002

soup cans

Apparently, it is what labels are for.

-You wear so much Abercrombie, you're such a prep!
-ZOMG STOOPID LABELZ R 4 SOUP CANS!

by Katinthehat April 27, 2007

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy September 13, 2008