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One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.
Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.
by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008
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Similar to a fannybandit, a canklebandit is someone who 1)Chases only fat chicks, or 2) Has a fetish with cankles, and has relations with them similar to breasts.
Dude, that's the third fat chick you've taken home in a row, are you a canklebandit?

Hey man, I blew my load all over her cankles, man I'm such a canklebandit.
by Dr. Evil Monkey April 06, 2008
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