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Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.
I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!
Candemic by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
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Cancemini 

Is a person born on the cusp Cancer and Gemini... known as magical cusp. These people are extremely charming and magnetic.
I can tell she is a Cancemini because sunshine radiates from her
Cancemini by Miss Understood81 December 9, 2021
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The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales.

This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.
- Wow peeps are on the canning bandwagon, one more is doing it too.

- Yeah, it's a candemic
candemic by Dilrider June 12, 2009

cangetit 

Marian can definitely get it. Yes indeedy!
Yo son, shawty is bangin.

Yessir, Ol girl cangetit!

Canemilio 

He was often called “the Patron354“ and was the wealthiest criminal in History of hürth :o ! At one Point in His life where he got Sent to Lettland he Started to find himself in Music and cocaine Business.. but his cute 14 year old latina Wife put him on the right track*~* Canemilio Is a straight

unique, admirable, beauty wrong snake, hooker hes also a rattle snake
Angi : do You know my cool boyfriend canemilio?
Francesco : OF COURSE , HES so Handsome i Love him my Brother

Angi : yeah it Doesnt matter that he Is 18 years old and pedophil xD
Francesco : age Is just a number !
Canemilio by Suckerhürth March 29, 2018

Candemir 

Ozan Candemir is a fucking pedo
Candemir by DerrynDavies December 23, 2019

Candemir 

Ozan Candemir you silly fuck
Candemir by DerrynDavies December 23, 2019