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Candybalism 

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.
1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.
Candybalism by the_professor April 30, 2014

candyass 

A wuss, a pussy, someone scared of taking changes and doing things that
look dangerous.
Dude A: Jerk Chicken is too spicy for me!
Dude B: Candyass!
candyass by Hackworth April 3, 2003

candybar 

A girl thats half sweet, half nuts.
Its cool that she makes me pancakes, but does she have to deliver them to me at 5am?
candybar by macLinton September 6, 2005

candyass 

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.
Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!
candyass by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

Candyass 

A person The Rock Can defeat at Wrestlemania
The Rock says this, The rock is going to beat your candyass at wrestlemania and i am going to win that title. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKIN!
Candyass by BigBeaner316 March 21, 2023

Candygasm 

What happens when Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel sees a large aisle of candy in an American supermarket.
Candygasm sounds like:"Ooh, this is so delicious- absolutely perfect.. and full of chemicals! Delicious!" *various moaning noises* "oh, my god, oh, ja, mmmm"

see on youtube: "Tokio Hotel TV (episode 41): Shopping Madness with Bill!" around 2:26.
Candygasm by DasIstGelogen April 24, 2009