Canadian Bacon Nipples 

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

Canadian Bacon Nipples by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

canadian bacon 

Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.

At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.

canadian bacon by mts311311 April 13, 2009

Canadian Bacon Nipples 

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

Canadian Bacon Nipples by Karissa December 17, 2004

Canadian Bacon Jerk 

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

Canadian Bacon Jerk by bri-marzee February 7, 2009

Canadian Bacon 

Sex with a Canadian girl.

You get that canadian bacon?
Yeah boy, we did it last night

Canadian Bacon by J. Polinsky October 19, 2010

Canadian Bacon 

Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.

" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"

Canadian Bacon by Kestrel April 25, 2005

Canadian Bacon 

Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.

Click here for tripple x canadian bacon.

Canadian Bacon by justin May 13, 2005