Top Definition
when u carefuly open a tin can making sure there are no sharp or serated edges, poo into the tin can, and masturbate into your own fecies while it is still warm.

Hense the name canage!
Hey man would you like to open that can for me? id like to perform some canage!
by Steve-Mc November 03, 2010

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