can't touch this

MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."

Two people are dancing:
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)

by ilovealtoids November 8, 2004

U Can't Touch This

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

by fc2078 January 4, 2021

can't touch me

A song from Family Guy, sung my Peter Griffin.

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, CAN'T TOUCH ME!

by TehManOfTehHouse July 25, 2006

can't touch my swag

can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not

Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay

by bruh funny June 27, 2019