sausage and a can of nuts

a phrase used to refer to the male genitals.

that slut wants a sausage and a can of nuts.

by drfreshdude January 15, 2008

November 13th You can Nut day

On November 13th you are allowed one beating of the meat during no nut November. However, it can only be used on the 13th of November nine other.

“Bro u see it’s November 13th you can nut day ???”- friend

Me- “yeah ima bout to beat”

by Swagmoney123swag November 13, 2019

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Can of mixed nuts

Rectum full of ejaculate from multiple partners

She won't shit right for a month after letting the entire party leave her a can of mixed nuts

by Kalnadia July 19, 2015