Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by

Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.

by Captain skip February 14, 2016

Camouflage

IDK what it is but I've read that the military uses it a lot

Friend: bro you know what camouflage is?
You: no I've never seen it but the military likes it so it must be good

by brosb4hoes4life September 11, 2020

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal November 1, 2023