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Camilla the cannoli 

Super rare, nearly extinct, all of the others lost their will to live. but an extremely scary creature often found hiding in the shadows eating tea and crumpets.Sends a lot of good memes and is never on her phone when I am because of the 4 hour time difference but um. Yeah she’s a great person and she’s on tinder so hit her up
on this fine Saturday morning Camilla the cannoli snap chatted me in the day time, a rare occurrence
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The Camilla Effect 

The effect of a woman being eternally adored by a man because she is an ideal woman, rather than a perfect beauty. This term was coined in honor of Camilla Parker-Bowles, who has kept Prince Charles completely captivated for 40 years.
My friend Andrew just emailed me a pic of a woman he knew in college whom he claimed looked like a model back then and is just as hot as she was 30 years ago. All I saw was a middle-aged woman with a sensible haircut, dark glasses and wrinkles. Must be The Camilla Effect.

a Camilla
The Camilla Effect by Nadine216 November 7, 2010

The Camilla's 

To have Diarrhoea. Named after the Queen Consort of the UK after she withdrew from an event due to a "seasonal illness".
"The kebab I ate last night wasn't good"
"You OK, bro?"
"Nah Man, I got The Camilla's!"
The Camilla's by matt2martin February 16, 2023

capmilla the rhino 

capmilla the rhino is a member of the 06 downquad circus. in her spare time, capmilla the rhino enjoy pooping and pimping all over the floor. not to mention, capmilla the rhino collects enoromous bling-bling shower caps, riveled only by boffo the poop-ing giraffe. also, note that capmilla lurks in closets at midday with white trash Tonys.
capmilla the rhino aspires to be the lead pooper of the 06 downquad, which is currently held by Elmer the poop-master in action. Campilla the rhino stands no chance at this vetran pooper. In fact, to succeed, she must first train by wearing Depends!. muhohoho.

camillatoe 

The wedge of a woman's pussy that gives an overwhelming odor of a baby prostitute and anal nitrate
She had a camillatoe you could smell down the block.
camillatoe by Camilla Crack January 28, 2009

camille b aka the sun 

she's my sun and she's the kindest person i've ever known. i love her with all my heart and i'll never stop, i swear to god. get yourself a camille you won't regret it.
Camille b aka the sun, i love you more than Harry Styles

camille b aka the sun 

she's my sun and she's the kindest person i've ever known. i love her with all my heart and i'll never stop, i swear to god. get yourself a camille you won't regret it.
Camille b aka the sun, i love you more than Harry Styles