Steam-Clavined 

The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.

"FUCK, I'm dead! I would've SEEN that landmine if I weren't being Steam-Clavined just then!"

Steam-Clavined by Defenestrator January 1, 2015

calvinday 

To pretend to work by being on the telephone or typing on the computer.While manual labor is being performed to shy away and say there are important reports to be done.

"Hey Martin, it's another Calvinday, instead of breaking a sweat Calvin just screws around on the computer."

calvinday by Houligan November 10, 2006

Calvinest 

A person whos' religion revolves around playing Halo all day long. Common language is usually very racist in nature. Usually one who is a Calvinest is extremely homophobic and cannot accept that video games are not real.

That dude is a Calvinest!!

Calvinest by anon February 26, 2004

Calvine 

A kid who uses dead meme phrases from 2017 and dabs.

That Calvine is Le Big Stupid.

Calvine by Xx_M3meL0rd-2284_xX June 8, 2020

Calined 

Although the meaning is congruent with the conventional word "prank", the word "calined" has a much deeper and more exciting meaning.

It comes from the living legend George Silas Calin - photographer, good man, model and prankster. Calvin is someone who documents his life so that others can calin their stupid American friends.

I just calined this stupid puny American, I think Jarry was his name.

Calined by busterwasthis July 19, 2022