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A Calvin is a guy who is really nice and funny. Also he's really smart too. Kinda shy and sometimes very serious, but he really does talk to you if you talk to him. Also, a Calvin is very hawt....like gawd;):) girls will be attracted to a calvin really easily!
"OMG i met this new guy...he's like so amazing."
"Sounds like a Calvin to me"
by umathecreator97 January 06, 2013
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Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.

A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.

alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.

Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"
by astroboy_inspace! May 10, 2006
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nicest person you'll ever meet but also has the biggest dick you've ever seen, Maria's cant handle Calvin's so they run away
girls friend: hey why are you walking funny?

girl: i fucked Calvin and he tore my shit up
by trey13 September 14, 2008
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Not a jew
dude that calvin character is totally not a jew
by 11inchesOF Travis August 28, 2009
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4.
Also known as the Calvinator, this male is a good example of a hard-working overachiever. Past times include: tennis, girls, tennis, and girls.
Boy: I want to be a Calvin!
Other boy: You shall never be like Calvin! There is only one! He is t3h pwn!
by Master Q April 10, 2006
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The coolest person on the face of the Earth. He is a ladies man and a god among gods. (men) Thou shall kneel and pray. (women) Thou shall kneel and suck.

Also he is the strongest man ever. Greatest bod. Definition of hunk. That's the way, uh huh uh huh. iI like it!
Girl: I saw Calvin's godlike genetalia and passed out.

Guy: As did I
by DJ Carv41141 April 01, 2009
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6.
(Verb) to grab someone's genitalia in a public place
Eden totally just calvined that guy on the bus.
by thessgroup February 22, 2009
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7.
a person who is very hot, very nice, and very taken; a person who is in need of an apology
"Lena owes Calvin an apology"
by Snuggles McSnuggle Bug September 18, 2006
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