Calum is a name that is the most energetic and hentai/anime addict best friend/boyfriend (if your dating a Calum). He will make your life a better place and he will always be there for you if you need help with something even if it's hiding a dead body he will do anything. When Calum is down all you need to cheer him up is hugs (that's if he wants to weirdo) even if he is away all you need is virtual hugs over the phone when Calum is happy he will talk about hentai women with big boobs but he is still fun to be around. Calum will and I mean WILL bully for your height even if you are short or tall and thinks he has the biggest dick, the biggest dick energy (like straight girls where you at?) he also gives the most amazing biggest white boy smile and f-boy face (like I'm not complaining because he does). Overall Calum is just the most amazing name.
Calum is the best name
by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS May 14, 2021
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Calum is that dude. He loves to wear clout goggles and wigs and tbh he looks totally rad. Calum also loves willy wonka and will shock you with his willy wonka. Calum also loves pink bubble baths.
Calum is cool
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A dirty-mouthed male who uses a girl for at least a year, be warned.
Dude, he used you, he's a total Calum.
by omgitzmenaawww October 23, 2011
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To eat 10 donuts or more
"Yeah I'm totally gonna start caluming everyday"
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A cool as fuck guy with style high
above his peers. He is musical and sporty. He is hot and sexy, he is genuine and sweet . His green eyes glisten, he is a true beauty and should be treated well and looked after by a beautiful woman, but who will she be?
man i’m glad we met this guy he’s such a freaking Calum bro x
by Calmomac October 30, 2019
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Calum is a great person who makes his friends smile even though he can annoy some off his friends most of his friends start with A he is a loyal boyfriend and a great kisser he would follow his girlfriend to the end of the world Calum’s are helpful and brightens up peoples days especially the ones he loves
Person1: so u go out with Calum Person 2:yes. Person 1:lucky I wish I could find I guy like that
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