Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.
Calum you simp
by Stephen price August 17, 2020
by Game Prime February 19, 2023
It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.
yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.
by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018
by Bigman86 January 11, 2019
by Yada2 December 9, 2019
Calum Hoodism is the uncommon condition, typically found in teenage girls or 22 year old who love the band 5SOS (5 seconds of summer). This condition causes the person to be obsessed/in love with the bass player, talk about him more often than not, stalk socials, have dozens of photos of them.. you get the point.
Person with condition: "omg did you hear?! 5SOS are going on tour, oh my god I get to see that sexy mf Calum Hood!"
normal person: "oh cool!"
PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"
normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"
PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
normal person: "oh cool!"
PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"
normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"
PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
by 5SOS>>You May 28, 2023
by AidenBama9 March 6, 2022