Calpurnia

Calpurnia is a band with four teenagers. Finn Wolfhard commonly known from horror movie It (2017) and Stranger Things does lead vocals and rhythm guitar, Ayla Tesler-Mabe does lead guitar and vocals, Jack Anderson does bass and Malcom Craig does drums. They are often called "Finn Wolfhard's band" which is incorrect because it isn't just Finn. Ayla, Jack and Malcom are just as important to the band. They have an EP called Scout, which has 6 songs.

Fake Fan: OMG! I love Finn Wolfhard's band Calpurnia!
Real Fan: Excuse me it's called Calpurnia and it's not just Finn's band.

Calpurnia by calpurniaa July 26, 2018

Calpurnia

The third and final wife of Julius Caesar. Also the name of the mother figure in the old story "To Kill a Mockingbird."
The wife of Caesar was his final wife. They never had any children, and she never remarried after his death. Evidence points to her being humble and shy. She attempted to warn Caesar to stay home and tell the Senate that he was sick. Instead, he rejected the plan and was led to his death.
The Calpurnia in "To Kill a Mockingbird" is a respectable black woman and a cook for Atticus Finch and his children. However, she serves as a mother to them as well. She is important to the story in multiple situations, making sure Atticus' kids behave properly.

I don't understand why you would need me to explain how to use Calpurnia in a sentence. It's just a name.
But here's a quote anyway:
"Calpurnia always won, mainly because Atticus always took her side." - Jean Louise "Scout" Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird," page 7

Calpurnia by ThatShyKidAndrew October 24, 2017

clout chasing calpurnia crackheads 

a group of crackheads who love calpurnia, but every calpurnia fan hates them

Person: "who is making so much noise at the front of the line?"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"

clout chasing calpurnia crackheads by drop of dawn & grease is gone November 22, 2018

calpurniaaaaaa 

They are a sad mf who still loves a band that ended two years ago. Not to mention his username???!! They have mfing six a's in her user. SIX.

Ur so emotional but still ily.

Calpurniaaaaaa has a massive crush on Winona Ryder

calpurniaaaaaa by idiotdumb June 3, 2021

calpurnpiso 

an annoying person addicted to and obsessed by a single theory, for which they have no evidence and to which they stick despite all evidence to the contrary.

See: RavingAtheists forum for hundreds of similar- if not identical posts:

Calpurnpiso says:"This is exactly my point. Religious-psychosis attacks brains susceptible to this form of schizophrenia mixed with temporal lobe epilepsy disease. This is my hypothesis since the cause of about 90% of neurologiocal disorders, including schizophrenia, TLE is unknown. If the cause of schizophrenia or TLE was known I would not be so certain religious DELUSIONAL BELIEFS, which are not unlike those produced by the schizophrenic, TLE, Drugged, Traumatized brain, are a form of mental illness!.

The brain is an organ like any other organs of the body, and they ALL are susceptible to illness some genetic and some acquired. Aren't some people born with underdeveloped optic nerve? Though having normal vision the brain can't interpret them correctly. Only over 50 years ago, these people would be labeled mentally retarded!"

calpurnpiso by psychodiva June 16, 2009

Calpurnia

Someone who is Calpurnia is someone who is very kind, has a big heart and is just pretty darn likable. She is a little anxious and definitely relies on people but she'll be there for anyone in return. Overall, shes pretty swell.

Wow, that girl Calpurnia can be a lot sometimes. But she always comes through and is pretty beautiful and nice.

Calpurnia by lloydfalcon November 8, 2018

Capurnth 

Awesome; Amah-zing; Sapztastic; Gangstah

Ms. G: That was a very interesting play, students. It was very...
Billy: Capurnth?
Ms. G: Yes! It was very Capurnth

Capurnth by Swank the Sexy Dragon July 4, 2008