calmela 

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

calmela by Balano November 17, 2004

Calmelope 

A docile creature...

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.

Calmelope by poofyhead March 15, 2010

Calmels 

An old hag of a teacher. Attacks her students and is fairly illiterate.

Damn, I failed my exam. Well its not my fault my teacher is a Calmels.

Calmels by DorvalHaters May 18, 2010

callmelilium 

A smexy beast who does awesome artwork and fantastic singing/voice acting. She is loved by many, and highly enjoys a good chocolate wafer "party".

Callmelilium enjoys chocolate wafers. Nomnom.

callmelilium by SUPER SECRET SPAZZY NINJA January 13, 2009

Calmel

A pesky blighter that roams the desert in search for camels to eat.

Half camel, half human - the calmel back is very fragile and cannot be ridden. Even the slightest of insults could “break it”

The straw that broke the calmels back m8

Calmel by Dr8balls October 24, 2017

Caromellified 

Caramelised toffee pudding mix - Kays Cooking (YouTube)

"This toffee pudding batter is caromellified"

Caromellified by EMC200321 March 7, 2022

Catomelt 

Someone that melts because of cats or kittens and no one knows why

Person 1: Hey I bought you a present!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: A kitten!
Person 2: OH GOD IM MELTING HELP I HAVE CATOMELT!!!
Person 1: Oh ok, Noted.

Catomelt by DuckDuckDuckDuckDuckDuckGoose November 28, 2022