monkey calluses 

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

monkey calluses by -__God__- December 19, 2018

ass calluses 

boils on your ass from sitting at pc too much with a bad chair

... my ass calluses

ass calluses by fkn crash October 16, 2023

Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.

Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?

Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis 

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

ass callouses 

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

ass callouses by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010