Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.
Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.
by -__God__- December 19, 2018
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Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four
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boils on your ass from sitting at pc too much with a bad chair
... my ass calluses
by fkn crash October 17, 2023
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