Câlisse 

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.

Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)

Câlisse by toecap April 30, 2013

calisse

Derived from the French word for chalice, "calisse" is a common swear in French Canadian vocabulary. Contrary to the popular belief that only Quebecors use it, it is widely used and understood by French Canadians from coast to coast, but mostly in Quebec, Northern and Eastern Ontario, and New Brunswick. It can be used as a noun, a verb and has other uses as well. The level of vulgarity of this blaspemic swear differs from region to region.

-"Le calisse était soul." The fukker was drunk.
-"Et il m'a calissé une belle vollée" And he gave me a swift punch in the face.
-"Pi ca a faite mal en calisse!!" And it hurt like fukk!!
-"Calisse!" FUKK!
-"Attend que je l'pogne le p'tit calisse" Just wait until I get my hands on the fukker.

calisse by J-Y October 27, 2007

calisse

Curse used by french quebecers. Also is a golden cup used by catholic priests. During ceremonies, it is used to drink the wine.

ha ben calisse !

calisse by Funny Surfin October 27, 2003

Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag 

Eat my cock you fucking faggot

Hey you.
Me?
Yeah you, Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag
Yummyy
(:

Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag by NikoleIsHawt(: February 23, 2009

calister 

The BEST guy you will ever meet. Caring and Compassionate, yet will stand up for what is right. He has no problem making friends.He doesnt need any help finding a girlfriend either. He will care for her until the end. Overall he is perfect.

Omg! Calister is so hot!

calister by Calister January 4, 2018

Tabarnac de Câlisse

A slur that Quebecois use when they are angry at someone or a situation.

Tu sens le tabarnac de câlisse.

Tabarnac de Câlisse by sour_cracker63 February 21, 2023

Calister 

In french word Calister means to butt fuck a pig

I cant believe jimmy calistered last night

Calister by MicroDigitsTV June 10, 2018