california state of mind 

A play on the phrase "new york state of mind"; the act of thinking, acting, and possessing the traits of a true californian. Such characteristics include frequenting the beach, using slang known only to true californians, eating beach cuisine like acai bowls, or operating a vehicle like a california driver. Most people with the california state of mind are not afraid to set trends or act differently than non-californians because they know deep down the californian way is always right (excluding the economy). Having a California State of mind is closely tied with being under the influence of californication, and can be seen in one's laid back, dgaf-like personality.

That dude totally has the california state of mind; he listens to trendy indie music in the car while eating a california burrito, talking on the phone, and going 85 mph on his way to ocean beach.

california state of mind by erieee June 19, 2010

california state bird 

Extension of middle finger at asshole drivers Most common bird found in California.

That mother f*@ker just gave me the california state bird!

california state bird by baldy555666 October 10, 2008

California State University Fullerton

A California State school currently boasting more than 35,000 students. It is located in the Mecca that is Orange County; 5 minutes from Disneyland, 30 minutes from LA, and 25 from the Beaches surrounding Newport. It's most popular majors are Business, Communications, and Fine/Performing Arts.

A Typical day at California State University Fullerton:

What do you want to do for lunch?

Let's go eat at Disneyland!

California State University Fullerton by Le Titan November 17, 2005

California State University, Chico 

A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)

Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.

California State University, Chico by TheRealTonyJaa November 12, 2011

california state university Los angeles 

Also known as Cal State LA, this continuation of community college caters to students not worthy of a UC education, and only requires a 2.0 gpa. Students from East Los Angeles College and other surrounding community colleges abound in the campus. It is located close to City of Terrace. It is one of the low tier schools in the Cal State system. It would like to someday have a comparable reputation as to that of UCLA.

Boy 1: I go to Cal State LA.
Boy 2: Oh, is it the one by ELAC (East Los Angeles College)?

California State University Los Angeles

california state university Los angeles by iggo June 15, 2008

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU) 

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!

Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU) by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024

the State of California 

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.

Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

the State of California by Tha Pyngwyn February 26, 2011