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a diet consisting of coffee and cigarettes (usually marlboro 27's or marlboro 72 menthols). CA dieters are usually found to be wearing black jeans and have good hair.
I lost 5 pounds last week, been on that 24 hour california diet.
by katiekrunkbatch August 14, 2011
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