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Califorina Cheesesteak 

Preheat the oven to 200 degrees F.

Heat a cast-iron skillet or griddle over medium-high heat. When hot add the oil, onions and bell peppers, and cook, stirring, until caramelized, about 6 minutes. Add the garlic, salt, and pepper, and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Push off to 1 side of the griddle.

Add the meat (dead hooker) to the hot pan and cook, stirring and breaking up with the back of 2 metal spatulas, until almost no longer pink, about 2 minutes. Mix in the Sauteed vegetables. Top with cheese slices and melt. Spoon the cheesy meat (dead hooker) mixture into the warm buns and serve immediately with condiments of choice or Put the meat (dead hooker) in the bun and dip the spatula in the cheese whiz and then wipe the spatula down the inside of the bread.
A DEAD HOOKER IN THE SUN FOR 3 HOURS THEN SPEARD CHEESE ON HER VAG AND EAT IT. aka Califorina Cheesesteak
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when you are getting head you pee in the femails mouth.
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when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.
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The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
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A garage whose purpose is to throw party's in it.

Derived from the Californian tradition of cleaning out a garage for the soul purpose of throwing parties. This allows underage kids to drink and provide a safe place to get high.
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Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.
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California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California
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