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i ate 100 thousand pounds of calcium and now i have bones as strong as...bone
calcium by swalm June 25, 2006

calciumiest 

adj. Describes a situation in which one's bones are of high sustainability. Able to withstand the opposition of sticks and stones with the greatest degree of efficiency beyond epic proportions. Occurs at the most explosive rate while choppin wood during a barrage of comments flung from someone who is washin dishes bluffing to cut a donkey. A #1 stunna is commonly refered to as being the calciumiest in most areas of his habitat.
I am the calciumiest when roamin the streets. If I forget my golds, then Lil' Twim is calciumiest.
calciumiest by Carpet Cancer March 12, 2008

Calcium Anthropology 

The study of Milk Men. Originally revealed in the comedy of Steven Wright.
The leading scientists in Calcium Anthropology concluded that the extinction of the indigenous Milk Men was due to their increasing futileness over the years.

CALCIUM TOKEN 

The Calcium token should not exist. Its uprising is one that came from greed and stolen from the elite. On September 21st a contract was launched on the ERC20 chain by the Shiba Inu team. This token was supposedly a dummy token to be used for other functions in the Shiba ecosystem. Someone on the team approved trading and paired 420,690,000 .0001 ETHER into the LP. Fortunately the contract contained trade functions that were meant to be removed and a bot sniped the supply! He then added LP to the tokens he sniped to create a new pair creating what is now a Robinhood type story. Though this sniper made a small fortune after pulling the LP the CAL community gathered, one by one adding LP making CAL 100% decentralized and community owned . With the backing of thousands a new era of meme cryptocurrency was born. Without a dev, without taxes, without anyone that can pull the rug CAL is bringing back the vibes that built the cryptoworld.
CALCIUM TOKEN is the future of meme coin decentralization.
CALCIUM TOKEN by shotocal September 29, 2023
(Chemi symbol Ca) A chemical element with atomic number of 20 and a molar mass of 40.08 grams.
In terms of physical properties, it's melting point is 1115°K or 842 °C (1548 °F) and boiling point is 1757 or 1484 °C (2703 °F). It's density is 1550 kg/m3 and it's molar volume is 26.20 cm3.
In terms of chemical properties: it is a group 2 metal (or Alkaline Earth Metal) with 2 electrons in the outermost valency shell. As well as 2, 8, and 8 electrons in it's 1st, 2nd and 3rd shell respectively, which are not used in chemical bonding.
Calcium ions typically have a charge of 2+ and exist in aqueous calcium salt solutions. Calcium exists, chemically bound, in human bones to provide strength as well as in Marble structures.
Calcium is not naturally found in its chemical form due to it's relatively high reactivity. However, it is the 5th most abundant element in the earth's crust. Elemental Calcium can be extracted through a process of smelting and electrolysis. It reacts spectacularly in water or when ignited in an oxygen rich atmosphere.
Calcium used for experimentation in labs is usually a dull greyish colour because the surface has been oxidised by atmospheric oxygen.
*Anyone who has bothered reading this far is truly a nerd (or someone doing an assignment)*
I am the science man who has concisely defined the chemical element calcium in his own words.
Calcium by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Calcium Cannons 

A term invented by a user on Twitch by the name of "Phase6ix" used to describe women's large breasts.
"Bruh those are not milkers those are mf Calcium Cannons! Weapons of Mass Distraction! If she doesn't keep those things in the holster George Bush is gonna reassemble a strike team to go retrieve them!"

"The enemy is attacking! Man the mammaries! Unleash the Calcium Cannons!"

"It's hard to look at your eyes with those Calcium Cannons aimed at my face!"
Calcium Cannons by Actual Genius October 22, 2022