If you have a Calef in your life, then you've got yourself a problem. Calef's are very cute but tend to ask so many questions that it tends to become unbearable. All he does is talk talk talk but never knows how to shut up ( kind of like a parrot). If you see a Calef coming your way, you better turn around and run.
Person 1: "ugghh! That new kid is soo annoying! "
Person 2: "Oh no! He must be a Calef. "
by mayebelinee:3 June 23, 2014
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Has a very small penis, girls don't know what to do with it because it is so small. you will usually see calef with his "girlfriend" who actually has a larger cock than him. he looks very odd and is usually insulted and whispered about by more attractive women.
Girls: ew calef is so weird
by calef hater June 15, 2022
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