Chris Caleca Noun - Bisexual. Dick. Asshole. Cocky son of a bitch. Loves a boy named rob isaacs. Likes the spice girls. loves buttsex. Is in love w. a girl named coryn;; she cant stand him. Will never get a girlfriend or a boyfriendl;; will never be laid. Sucks cock. Annoys the shit outta people. Hates vag. Needs a sex book to guide him through sex. Dates male teachers. Loves his brother;; robby<3. Is a racist homophobe. --- CALECA.