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1. calcution
(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.
The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.
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