A calculator that has a peculiar attachment, usually Semtex in the form of C4, which is wired to the calculator in such a way that a value input into the calculator causes it to start a timer or directly cause the ignition of the explosive element, causing severe damages to property, and personnel.
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"
Person 1: Could you please take out your calculators for this lesson?
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)
by YaBoiDarkstreamer November 8, 2022
A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!
Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!
by Brendan Thomas November 23, 2007
by santidal December 21, 2013
by NMC1990 October 21, 2015
A myth by glasgow Rangers fans that the world media had a agenda against them.
While the world media reported the amount of Celtic fans as between 60,000 to 80,000 Rangers fans still insist they were no more than 30,000.
They also believe than the awarding of the World and European Fair play awards to Celtic fans only happened because of the biggest cover up ever in history in the history of mankind.
While the world media reported the amount of Celtic fans as between 60,000 to 80,000 Rangers fans still insist they were no more than 30,000.
They also believe than the awarding of the World and European Fair play awards to Celtic fans only happened because of the biggest cover up ever in history in the history of mankind.
In a rangers pub you might hear "Them and their seville calculator ,I remember going to ibrox in the early 80,s I was one of the 5,000 loyal fans.
The problem is you hear that from almost every rangers fan over 40 and realistically you would need some kind of super seville calculator to figure that one out.
The problem is you hear that from almost every rangers fan over 40 and realistically you would need some kind of super seville calculator to figure that one out.
by factsarenotforhuns November 17, 2007
When students’ reliance on a scientific or graphing calculator prevents them from being fluent in performing certain basic operations, such as factorizing a function, finding the zeros of a cubic polynomial, and standardizing a normal distribution from the Statistical Tables—ritually pressing a set of keys often conceals their poor understanding or mastery of these routines.
If only math teachers and tutors would implement the “No Calculators Allowed” rule, students would be manually forced to learn the routine or tedious steps in getting the answer to some intermediate step of a problem.
by MathPlus November 1, 2021
Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.
Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?
Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.
Brendan: What? Where's that?
Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!
Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.
Brendan: What? Where's that?
Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!
by whatahw January 2, 2010