|1.||Nazi cake walk|
This is the phrase you utter just before walking between a tv and one or more gamers playing on said tv. This gives them a second to pause or find cover as you momentarily block their view.
Without Nazi cake walk:
You: *walks in front of tv unannounced*
Them: "Down in front...ah shit, I died."
WITH Nazi cake walk:
You: "Nazi cake walk" *walks in front of tv*
Them: *pause sound*...*un-pause sound*
Mobillty scooter used by an individual so morbidly obese that they can no longer be bothered walking
"Jesus look at that whale on the cake trolley in the baked goods aisle"
Usually played at Elementary School Carnivals... Basically, it's the biggest table you've ever seen loaded with different kinds of cakes. The actual game is walking around a circle of chairs to music and sitting when the music stops... If you don't get a chair - your outta the game. Game goes until two people are circling one chair - lot's of boxing out and elbows to secure the final seat and get da cake.
"Man, I was catching blows in da cake walk yo, but I got da last seat and now I'm plowing my own cake!"
To make out with a chick when one (or both of you) have cake on your face. Tastes good AND feels good.
J and C were hanging out and they found part of a friend's birthday cake. They cut it in half and smashed their faces in it. As they were walking around, they realized, "hey, if we made out with someone right now, it would be fucking awesome... dood. CAKE OUT!!"
a nub. in fact, its a very big nub. one greater than all other nubs. his stupidity should be feared.
1. man, only nub cakes hit parked cars....while walking.
2. oh, ok nub cake. way to go. i told you to keep it in your pants.
|6.||multi layer cake|
When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.
Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.
Often refers to a homosexual man's butt hole (always referring to the bottom). Mostly describes the butt hole of a slim, blond, and slutty gay (also known as a twink), but can be used to describe any bottom depending on context and to whom you are speaking. It is usually accompanied by some reference to a twinkie (dessert) but that is not always needed.
1. "Did you get any last night?"
"Fuck yeah I did, I filled some sluts twinkie cake with cream"
2. "Boy, why you walking like that"
"My twinkie cake got filled last night"
3. "You like this dick baby?"
"Oh yeah, fucking fill my twinkie cake."
4. The jizz was dripping out of his twinkie cake after he barebacked