Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019

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cajones

Spanish for "drawers" (as in, the kind in a dresser or desk). This word is often confused by non-Spanish speakers with cojones (note the different vowel sound), which is Spanish slang for balls, but they are in fact two very different words.

Venta de escritorio con dos cajones (Desk for sale, with two drawers).

cajones by duder November 16, 2004

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phone cajones

The ability to forcefully, and often angrily, speak your mind while on the phone but not usually in person.

He's got one hell of a set of phone cajones. He was really giving it to the customer service rep on the phone but when he went down to the store, he totally fell apart.

phone cajones by Kaptain1 June 10, 2007

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cajones

Plural for "cajon", that's spanish for drawer, but also is an peruvian instrument that resembles a big wooden box, the player sits on it an then hit it in the frontal face to create diferent sounds depending on how and where he/she hits it.

The cajon is a good substitute for a drum set, when you are playing acoustic.

cajones by Rodolfo May 19, 2005