caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.

Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.

caffing by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014

cluffling 

to fuck someone in the armpit, better performed on a fat chick with bingo wings. not good with germans and french girls as armpit hair can get stuck in your japs eye

chrys told me that he gave this bird a good cluffling the other night

cluffling by nickbenoit February 29, 2008

de-caffing 

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

de-caffing by sheedymark March 30, 2008

cafuffling 

Sniffing a Seat after a girl leaves it

the art of sniffing a nuns saddle

cafuffling by Hairball August 30, 2005

Chuffling 

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

Chuffling by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

cafüdaling 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse under the influence of drugs.

Don't go downstairs, there's 2 people cafüdaling down there.

cafüdaling by avarix February 19, 2009

casualing

When you are not playing competitive mode.

Agni:Are you playing competitive?
Brock:Nah, I'm just casualing.

casualing by OneHonestMufuker April 21, 2018