Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs
Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.
by motel November 12, 2013
By far the best example of someone who has a massive hatred towards the world, usually really overweight and old and has the voice of a dying cat and a pornstar faking an orgasm.
-Hey bro can I please borrow 5 cents to buy this drink
-Nah man they'll let you get it anyway
-Just look at The Cafeteria Lady
-Nah man they'll let you get it anyway
-Just look at The Cafeteria Lady
by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 30, 2016
Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2021
A poorly organized cafeteria run by people that do not know how to cook food. Unlike most cafeterias, food is only available after preordering it.
by omy_g August 4, 2011
by BullyStick September 25, 2019
by The Cafeteria February 28, 2018
(noun) The stench inside a school cafeteria whilst they are serving something particularly non-fragrent, which seems to hit you like a wave as you walk through the door into the cafeteria, sometimes triggering the gagging reflex.
Shellie: So then she was all like "oh no you di'int" and i was like... WOAH!
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.
by YouJustLostTheGame! February 2, 2010