by HungryHungarian August 21, 2007
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
A long-running CBC radio show which features Stuart McLean telling stories in what is supposed to be a wistful and nostalgic voice. Some love his style of reading, and others can't stand it.
by Chipperbit August 18, 2010
A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.
Common topic du jour's include:
picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.
This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.
A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:
Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.
Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.
Sugar baby who hates women.
The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.
Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
Common topic du jour's include:
picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.
This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.
A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:
Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.
Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.
Sugar baby who hates women.
The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.
Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
by Percy Jackson is Back June 10, 2014
Kenny Kalman beat the shit out of Oleum in the alley behind Beijing Cafe after an illegal Mahjong game in the basement
by Naked Wahadi December 4, 2016
“and the coffees out at the beachwood cafe”
by mysoggypotato July 11, 2020
A bloated and bulbous creature that came from the outer reaches of space. This creature enjoys sticking foreign objects up it's waste disposal hole in order to gross out those who anger it. The GE Cafe also enjoys viewing horrible sketch comedy shows and annoying those who post on internet messageboards
So I saw the GE Cafe creature and it was hideous. The thing had a penis shaped metal rod coming out of it's rear end! Plus it's tits sagged down so low to the ground that they looked like another pair of legs
by Bird boy October 2, 2006