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Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity
1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.
Cadbury's Fingers by Big load September 2, 2008

Cadbury's finger 

When either the male or female during sexual intercourse stick their finger up their partners anus in order to reach a g-spot.
Why don't we get freaky and you give me a cadbury's finger
Cadbury's finger by samzlaw December 5, 2010

Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.
I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.

Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity
1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.
Cadbury's Fingers by Big L September 1, 2008

Cadbury's Creme Egg

To simultaneously defecate, urinate and ejaculate into ones own pants.
Nurse, I appear to have Cadbury's Creme Egged myself.
Cadbury's Creme Egg by ---V--- June 22, 2011

cadbury's corridor 

sexual term for a womans anus

see also bournville boulevard
“she let me stick it up cadburys corridor last night

“do reckon she takes it up cadburys corridor?”