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C-tard is a term invented and popularized in England. The full term is ‘computerely retarded’ (sic) but was later shortened to C-tard. It is a slang term to describe someone who has little experience or is just plain stupid when it comes to computers. The term can be used in a derogatory way but is often used for its comedic value.
Jeff: What the hell is this 'windows' I keep hearing about
Cloud: Damn C-tard
by Jeff Adams October 08, 2005
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A computer programmer that prefers the old-school programming language "C" and believes that all "Object Oriented" approaches are just overcomplicating the task of programming a machine. He also thinks the C language is aesthetically superior to any other language.
John refuses to use C++ because he thinks it is ugly and stupid. He is such a C-tard!
by Andy Northvillage April 10, 2010
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