bfftw 

best friend for the win; the kind of friend you can depend on for anything and will help you whenever you have a problem

There is an old saying that says a good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a best friend will sit with you in jail for the night. Well a BFFTW will break you out of jail using a helicopter, just so the two of you can go to a movie together.

bfftw by N1CK5TER April 8, 2008

BFYTW 

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT's WHY

guy #1: did you eat my steak?
guy #2: yea
Guy # 1: why would you do that?
GUY # 2 BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY (BFYTW)

BFYTW by BFYTW December 19, 2010

BSFTW 

A Abbreviation of BOOM SQUAD F*CK THE WORLD. That include eight members. Most rap, make beats and live by the BOOM Bible. They break dryers.

Kid: What?

BSFTW: BOOM SQUAD MUTHAFUCKAA. *Punches kid's face*

BSFTW by lLeslieeee November 1, 2011

bftwd 

Black from the waist down

why is the head cheerleader dating the leader of the debate team? I don't know, but it may have something to do with his being bftwd

bftwd by Hugh J'butt November 24, 2011

BYKTWD 

Bring Your Kid To Work Day

In some countries such as United States and Canada, parents are encouraged to take their kids to work once a year so they learn about what their parents do and help them bond.

In the United States, this happens on the fourth Thursday of April.

Variations of the same expression are:
Bring Your Child To Work Day
Take Your Child To Work Day

I can't get anything done on BYKTWD.

BYKTWD by insultingbozo May 21, 2011

bcftw 

The abbreviation for the phrase "Birth Control For The Win."

The word emphasizes the importance of the techniques and methods use to prevent fertilisation or to interrupt pregnancy at various stages, or it can also be used in situations of extreme delight.

The word can be derived from both abbreviations BC (birth control) and FTW (for the win).

My girlfriend called last night, she said she was pregnant, I said get a coat hanger... BCFTW!

bcftw by Inscribed December 2, 2010

BFTW

Because fuck that's why.

Batman: Why do we wear our underwear over our pants?
Superman: BFTW.

BFTW by Sacredscape February 19, 2019