Buzzing down 

Buzzing down; becoming more sober after drinking a lot.

Luke was super drunk, now he is buzzing down.

Buzzing down by anonymous January 12, 2019

buying gf

An old joke in Runescape where you pay a large sum of gold in order to buy a gf.

guy: I have 10 mil. Buying gf.
other guy: I'm selling.

buying gf by thot eliminator March 14, 2018

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! 

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Buying Cigarettes 

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

Buying Cigarettes by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018

Buzzing the bean 

Female masturbation by using a vibrator

I was buzzing the bean last night in the bathtub

Buzzing the bean by (*#*) May 9, 2022

buzzinga 

An exclamation of astonishment, originally used in "The X-Files" Episode 19 of Season 7, approximately 18 minutes into the episode.

Tech guy: "Who made this?"
Scully: "We're not sure. Either a forger by the name of Micah Hoffman, or, uh, someone else in the vicinity of Jesus Christ."
Tech guy scoffs, looking incredulously at Scully: "What?"
Scully looks at him frankly, affirming that it might be true.
Tech guy, reverently: "Buzzinga."

buzzinga by Random Dent March 27, 2013