Buttwich 

when your parents make u sandwich with only the butts of the loaf. this is either called a Buttwich or a Butt-Sandwich.

omg my mom packed me a Buttwich. Haha ur mom packed u a Butt Sandwich

Buttwich by Middle-school-friends May 6, 2010

buttpinch 

When you're sitting in class and the need to fart overcomes your self control so the gas is expelled through the anus. when expelled you try to stop it with a quick pinch of the anus thus creating a high pitched noise (similar to that of a trumpet) only to be blamed on the asian sitting closest to you.

"Dude, I totally buttpinched in history and blamed xing xing."

buttpinch by Jarcam December 19, 2008

buttichi 

A condition which causes you to constantly scratch your anal sphincter

buttichi caused me to scratch a hole in my underwear

buttichi by Joe Merkin August 28, 2003

buttketchup 

What a girl does once a month.

A great student of the english language, and all its sounds and nuances once said that the most verbally beautiful phrase in the english language is "cellar door." Studying the english language in its current encarnation has led me to the conclusion that "buttketchup" is the single most verbally repulsive word/phrase.

Man, it be whack when my bitch be buttketchupin'.

buttketchup by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004

buttwitching 

The act of enticing / seducing a man through means of the buttocks, usually wearing skin tight clothing (yoga pants, active wear, flare pants etc.) sometimes see through and having a larger than normal butt. Malicious intent involved. Most commonly seen in grocery stores and retail stores.

Bro that woman is buttwitching heads up.

buttwitching by NJMAAG July 18, 2021

buttwitzer 

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.

That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!

buttwitzer by LevT February 3, 2004

buttsnitch 

The small piece of skin that connects your butt from your back, smells really bad! Usually is covering the anus....

You smell like a buttsnitch.
Shut up you buttsnitch!
It smells like buttsnitch in here.
butt booty smelly leo ass donkey connnection twerk butthole

buttsnitch by [butt] [anus] [butthole] [leo] January 26, 2016