buttist 

1. a person/s who use assholic statements. 2. a person/s who make a study of being an asshole. 3. a person who uses a butt, or the butt of a third party to shove in someone's face, either literally or metaphorically.

1. The teacher must be a buttist because he makes such assholic statements.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.

buttist by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006

Buttwhistle

Audible flatulence out of the butt lips in any way shape or form, juicy, flat, loud, silent, etc.

Aw man, I thought I was going to poop but just buttwhistled.

Buttwhistle by buttwhistler November 4, 2009

buttwitching 

The act of enticing / seducing a man through means of the buttocks, usually wearing skin tight clothing (yoga pants, active wear, flare pants etc.) sometimes see through and having a larger than normal butt. Malicious intent involved. Most commonly seen in grocery stores and retail stores.

Bro that woman is buttwitching heads up.

buttwitching by NJMAAG July 18, 2021

ButtFist

Sir Arthur ButtFist, Ashley Pringle

Sir Arthur ButtFist likes to hang out with Ashley Pringle....No Homo

ButtFist by Halifaxxx January 1, 2012

buttwitzer 

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.

That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!

buttwitzer by LevT February 3, 2004

Buttsist 

A person who hates people because of their butt

Alex is Buttsist

Buttsist by B E A N August 26, 2021