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Buttsweaty 

Buttsweaty - A person who follows another person around (usually a boss or someone of authority) in order to gain a personal advantage.
1. Bill's such a Buttsweaty, so much so he has streaks on his face.

2. What's up Buttsweaty? Get that promotion yet?

3. Man, if Buttsweaty don't stop following me around I'm gonna beat that ass.
Buttsweaty by waarlok May 12, 2011
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buttsweat angel

Angel-wing like pattern created on sheets, furniture, or other upholstered material by sweat on the bottom partners butt during extended and/or vigorous sexual activity, especially of the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl variety.

Named for its similarity to imprinting the pattern of your moving arms and legs in snow to create a "snow angel".

Not to be confused with the sex puddle or pussy juice cocktail.
1) Get on this side tonight. I'm not sleeping in the buttsweat angel!

2) Just like a snowflake, no two buttsweat angels are exactly alike.
buttsweat angel by jennimus prime August 21, 2009
Related Words

buttsweat 

To have anal moisture and leakage of ur ass. To be sweaty. An annoying follower who is asshole drippings called buttsweat
Dude I have some luby buttsweat
buttsweat by kentkicks January 10, 2012

buttsweat 

sweat that is emitted from the anus.
I could smell her buttsweat in her panties. Mmmmmm
buttsweat by buttman September 19, 2003

buttswet 

When it is so hot, your butt's wet with butt sweat.
Man it is sho crazy hot out here...I got me sum type-A serious buttswet goin on!
buttswet by Herve Carbon August 5, 2010

Buttweary 

When you have been sitting for much too long and your backside gets very sore and you can't think straight. But you still don't get up because you are too lazy.
Person 1: Gosh, I'm really buttweary.

Person 2: Why don't you get up?

Person 1: I'm too lazy to get up!
Buttweary by MisterOwl July 3, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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