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buttshark 

One who kisses ass to get noticed or ahead of his coworkers. AKA: a total suckass
damn, that truax is a buttshark!
buttshark by Wonderwoman September 1, 2004

Buttshark 

Buttshark - Person that love to kiss the bosses Ass.
Man can did you see Bob with the new boss, he's such a Buttshark!
Buttshark by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

Minah Buttshake 

A minah buttshake is when the molecules of cellulite from the bottom of her Thermophilus Stretpticious , more commonly known as pantat moves to the top in a rigorous motion causing stimulus in most male mamalia's penisitus.
I'm gonna get a minah buttshake tonight.
Minah Buttshake by xenovon February 2, 2009

buttmarked 

When a faggot marks your ass for the taking.
Your in the pub and a queer laces your drink with rohypnol - you've been 'buttmarked'
buttmarked by silky78 May 16, 2009

buttshark 

When you leave your computer account (usually at work) unlocked, someone finds it and they send emails out (usually to a large amount of people) pretending to be you but saying ridiculous or embarrassing things.

A really good buttshark is one that people can't tell if the person actually sent it or if they got buttsharked. Another variation is to email one person, usually that person's mortal enemy, and apologize for everything and ask them out for beers but BCC everyone else.
Oh come on, you know that John got buttsharked. He has a girlfriend!
buttshark by Animaldrummer04 May 11, 2011

buttshreked 

where you get your butt whole shreked or ruined
yo i got so buttshreked last night omg it hurt so bad
buttshreked by the gabe boi January 19, 2017