No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.

Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!

by blanket456 December 18, 2012

preapur ur buts

A phrase used before some kind spam; dramatic moment; or harm.

Example 1

Person 1: I'll be sending my entire photo album and crash your computer, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
Person 2: Oh gawd! Heck no!

Example 2

A: I'll be showing you my terrible ice-skating skills, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
B: Uh-oh...

by Wha-daCAG February 21, 2016

burn butting

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space

That guy is burn butting his truck.

by Big Tom August 11, 2005

buts pup crow

its a... where the man puts his penis in a womans anal canal, in the doggy style position pulling her hair, she cackels like a crow as she flaps her arms like a crow!!

DUDE 1 "dude i made that girl cackel once i pulled that buts pup crow last night "

DUDE 2 "woah bro!!!!"

by tits mcgee and the bum rubbers November 22, 2011

Butting the Brownie

The process in which a man or women proceeds to shove their freshly laid excrement back up their arse.

"Can I use the bathroom?"
"No, Mike's in there butting the brownie."
"...Disgusting."

by Ringworm400 December 8, 2014

boat butting

The act of boating someone's butt.

MJ talking to the group; "did you hear Michael is boat butting Liz, I heard she loved it"

by KingMyz August 26, 2022

Thumb-butting

When you are hitting it from behind and have your thumb in her butt at the same time. Thumb-butting it.

She seemed like she wanted it so to test the waters I was thumb-butting it.

by Blibicer November 27, 2017