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buttface miscreant 

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls
rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?
A class of fairy originating from the anus or lower intestinal region.

Commonly used as a pejorative.
"You're a buttfae!"
"The first buttfae were discovered by Baltimore City Sewage Treatment Engineers in the summer of 1994. Since then, seven different species of this rectal fairy have been discovered."
Buttfae by Treatment Engineer August 20, 2008

buttaface 

a woman that has pretty hands, feet, legs, BUT HER FACE is straight jacked up. hence the word, buttaface
yo, tha chic is a buttaface yo. she got beyonce's body, but 50 cents face!!dang, she need jesus
buttaface by da diva December 28, 2003

buttfarts 

Farts which emerges from one's butt, and not another orifice.
After eating a large can of beans, Steve made many loud and disgusting buttfarts.

buttfacebookdial 

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

buttface 

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
buttface by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016