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1.
1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.
Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.
by Kajillion August 03, 2006
 
2.
A fat, stout person.
Don't let that lard-ass butter golem push you around
by Prince Leviticus December 06, 2004